merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

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congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

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hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

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moraniarty:

the tumblr video player

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ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

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avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

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